think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first