"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them
Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?
I thought I had enough allstar
WHAT THE HELL
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then