THM

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

nudityandnerdery:

pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

And my bow.

joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers

horrorproportions:

BASICALLY

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

prettycolors:

#fcc0c3

prettycolors:

#fcc0c3

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

Allstar City
M83 / Smash Mouth
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voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

“But the Bible says…”

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parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system